As it is you who sends us the mail, we figured we’d give you the chance to make our intro jingle too!

We are aiming to have a new jingle each week to get as many of them featured on our podcast as possible.

Below you will find a list of (most likely ever-growing) samples of the podcast crew that you might consider using. Just make sure that your jingle features some kind of backing track (that is legal for us to use) and that it somehow indicates that it is the mailbag, then the rest is up to your imagination. Here is a very poor first attempt made by Daryl.

Feel free to email your finished jingles to jingles[at]turtlestomp.com or link them in a comment (if you have your own hosting).

You will most likely need to right click the link and “Save link location as” or your browser equivilent.

MasterCheese Samples:

“I already hate you”

“Opening the oh-my-osh-what the fuck”

“Holy shit that’s horrifying”

“They’ve replaced a microphone with a penis and a slice of bread”

“It was sent by an Adam Reeves. So Adam Reeves whoever the fuck you are; I officially hate you and wish the most painful horrifying death upon you”

“We could move on to the fucking mailbag”

“The horrible, horrible mail I have probably recieved over the week”

“I should have control”

“I’m a masive whore”

Tom Samples:

“Remember, I fucking love hate”

Daryl Samples:

“Mailbag”

“Yeah, let’s move on to the mailbag”

“MasterCheese@turtlestomp.com and password mc likes the cock”