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TurtleStomp S2E3: Super-Special Guest-Host Bonanza!
Nov 2nd
Well, this post is a little bit late ’cause of MCM and the cast was delayed due to Tom’s fail internets, but hey, here it is!
Oh, by the way, it’s Tom. Tom does these posts now, because posts are cool.
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- GUEST HOSTS
- GUEST HOSTS
- GUEST HOSTS
- …did I mention, GUEST HOSTS!
Music
- Ben Forbes – Fuck off
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TurtleStomp S2E2: *Another amusing title with G in it*
Oct 13th
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- Yeah, a day late, don’t blame Tom
- The Sacrifice feedback and an interesting mutation this week
- Minecraft again
- Boomer impersonations
- Harry Gomm
- Free Bejeweled
- Brett disappears (and nobody notices at first)
Music
- Johnny Bravo Theme Tune
Links in this episode
- The actual Harry Gomm
- MineCraft
- dahouse (again) (Cheese meant to pimp them out this episode and beg for donations, but he got a bit distracted and forgot)
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TurtleStomp S2E1: Back, with added G
Oct 5th
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- Back? Really?
- The polycount update/ MannConomy update
- The Sacrifice
- Minecraft
- So much listener participation/distraction
Music
Links in this episode
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TurtleStomp #4: This one will not have a ‘G’ in the title, honest
May 20th
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- New Dick Per Minute (DPM) rating
- MasterCheese gets replaced by Microsoft Anna
- Discussion of EA sports’ corporate penis
- Brett talks again
- Cheesebot needs more RAM
Music
Links in this episode
- MOREtotheGAME
- RGOTW – Battlefield Bad Company 2
- Daryl’s Planned PC specs
Homework
- Email us your rig’s specs?
Images
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Official DPM (Dicks per Minute) rating : 1.902
TurtleStomp #3: Gee, still talking to ourselves?
May 15th
In this amusingly painful for Daryl to edit episode of TurtleStomp, for various reasons we have 6 hosts. Yes, 6. Super-special-celebrity guests our friends Toby and Sam guest host to cover for Tom, who… well, you’ll see. Or hear. You know what I mean.
Hopefully audio quality should be upped this episode, with people adjusting and a difference in recording method! Do tell us if it sounds any better!
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- Tom dies
- Tom undies
- MasterCheese touches himself
- Need For Speed: World
- Some other stuff I forget
Music [Theme: Tom's choice gaming tracks]
- Positive Force – SoulEye (From the album PPPPPP, the soundtrack to VVVVVV)
- Cave Story (Plantation) – Studio Pixel (From the soundtrack to the PC version of Cave Story)
- Chemical Plant Zone – Retro Remix Revue (From vol. 1, based off of the Sonic 2 zone)
- Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)
Links in this episode
- Sushi Cat Review
- Just Cause Demo Opinions
Homework
- Have you ever played a game with an incorrect peripheral?
- What’s your opinion on Rhythm-Action games in general?
A boring long-winded explanation from Daryl
That’s what was the plan for podcast number 3 when we had recorded it. However when editing I personally thought I had broken the recordings when cheese’s voice randomly dropped pitch for no reason. 1 month week then passed and here we are again. This time with the original 4 hosts only, and the recordings broke in the same way. This time I kept the sound recordings, and after all of that guess who’s fault it was:
NOT MINE
So because we desperately want to get a podcast up. We have decided to make cheese look like a massive dick who’s voice gets incredibly low and unable to make any sense from. We’ll get him to look at it in time for next cast So let’s do this:
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- Discussion of podcasting fail, and livecast fail
- Opinions on PCs vs Consoles
- Steam for MAC and Free portal
- Dr Who PC game
- Humble Indie bundle
- Dicks per minute rating to be implemented
Music
- Cave Story – Vernian Process
- Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)
Links in this episode
Homework
- Email us if you are still listening and/or are still alive?
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