Series 1

In this amusingly painful for Daryl to edit episode of TurtleStomp, for various reasons we have 6 hosts. Yes, 6. Super-special-celebrity guests our friends Toby and Sam guest host to cover for Tom, who… well, you’ll see. Or hear. You know what I mean.

Hopefully audio quality should be upped this episode, with people adjusting and a difference in recording method! Do tell us if it sounds any better!

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• Tom dies
• Tom undies
  
• MasterCheese touches himself
• Need For Speed: World
• Some other stuff I forget
  

Music [Theme: Tom's choice gaming tracks]

• Positive Force – SoulEye (From the album PPPPPP, the soundtrack to VVVVVV)
• Cave Story (Plantation) – Studio Pixel (From the soundtrack to the PC version of Cave Story)
• Chemical Plant Zone – Retro Remix Revue (From vol. 1, based off of the Sonic 2 zone)
• Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)

Links in this episode

• Sushi Cat Review
• Just Cause Demo Opinions

Homework

• Have you ever played a game with an incorrect peripheral?
• What’s your opinion on Rhythm-Action games in general?

A boring long-winded explanation from Daryl

That’s what was the plan for podcast number 3 when we had recorded it. However when editing I personally thought I had broken the recordings when cheese’s voice randomly dropped pitch for no reason. 1 month week then passed and here we are again. This time with the original 4 hosts only, and the recordings broke in the same way. This time I kept the sound recordings, and after all of that guess who’s fault it was:

NOT MINE

So because we desperately want to get a podcast up. We have decided to make cheese look like a massive dick who’s voice gets incredibly low and unable to make any sense from. We’ll get him to look at it in time for next cast So let’s do this:

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• Discussion of podcasting fail, and livecast fail
  
• Opinions on PCs vs Consoles
  
• Steam for MAC and Free portal
  
• Dr Who PC game
  
• Humble Indie bundle
• Dicks per minute rating to be implemented
  

Music

• Cave Story – Vernian Process
• Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)

Links in this episode

• Humble indie bundle
• Doctor Who adventure game
• SoftcoreGamer

Homework

• Email us if you are still listening and/or are still alive?

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Beating all projections for how long it’d take for us to get bored of this, we bring you TurtleStomp #2, with super celebrity guest: our friend Toby.

We’ve already managed to screw our numbering up, what with this technically being #4, but anyone who complains about that is a pedant.

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• MasterCheese has acid head, silly accents ensue.
  
• Toby nobly steps in, but not enough to open the email.
  
• Brett actually talks (a bit)!
  
• We got onto iTunes! (Holy crap).
• The new Medal of Hono[u]r trailer.
• Toby masturbates over his printer.

Links in this episode

• .Tom’s Box design and MasterCheese’s review of Pie
• Virtual reality sphere
• Medal of Hono[u]r trailer
• Toby’s beastly star-trek-esque CPU cooler
• RGOTW: Hannah Montanna the Movie Video game
• Still Alive (Remix) – Raddox (Ending track)

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