Oh, by the way, it’s Tom. Tom does these posts now, because posts are cool.

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• GUEST HOSTS
• GUEST HOSTS
• GUEST HOSTS
• …did I mention, GUEST HOSTS!

Music

• Ben Forbes – Fuck off

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• Yeah, a day late, don’t blame Tom
• The Sacrifice feedback and an interesting mutation this week
• Minecraft again
• Boomer impersonations
• Harry Gomm
• Free Bejeweled
• Brett disappears (and nobody notices at first)

Music

• Johnny Bravo Theme Tune

Links in this episode

• The actual Harry Gomm
• MineCraft
• dahouse (again) (Cheese meant to pimp them out this episode and beg for donations, but he got a bit distracted and forgot)

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• Back? Really?
• The polycount update/ MannConomy update
• The Sacrifice
• Minecraft
• So much listener participation/distraction

Music

• Talkin bout Minecraft – Bobby Yarsulik

Links in this episode

• The Sacrifice
• MineCraft
• dahouse ^.^

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If you fancy writing in to TurtleStomp, see here or join us in #turtlestomp on AppliedIRC.

Thanks for putting up with our intermittent uptime, and all should be well now!

We are certainly planning a second series, as for when that will be we are not sure yet (the majority of us of off to university soon).

If you want to find out just when exactly we intend to release an episode you can allways check here (this site, that is it’s not meant to be a link ), if that’s too much work for you we have RSS Feed, Facebook, twitter and are also on iTunes.

Thanks for your continued support

The TurtleStomp Podcast Team

Just a quick note to say that you should blame Daryl as usual for the lack of a podcast, specifically the MCM cast, and should note that he indeed a busy worker now that college is over and done with so maybe don’t blame him too hard. We’re not talking levels of blame as hard as MasterCheese thinking of Brett, just enough to get him to take some time to get the cast up for you lovely people.

Also now exam season is over we should be getting back to regular podcasts, so if you want to send us some questions or insults or anything of the sort, you can do so via email, commenting here or searching for TurtleStomp on Facebook.

Some quick shout-outs too, because we’re nice like that. Our parent site MOREtotheGAME is looking nice and shiny, and the forum should be picking up in activity now, so get on over there! AppliedIRC are still lovely people for letting us use their network for our IRC channels (#moretothegame and #turtlestomp on irc.appliedirc.com) and dahouse for making sure I got my priorities straight and played Team Fortress 2 instead of writing this post earlier <3

Related articles

• TurtleStomp: Now our official podcast (moretothegame.co.uk)
• [Expo] London MCM 17 (29-30th May 2010) (moretothegame.co.uk)

There is no cast being recorded today.

We usually record our casts Wednesday afternoons then release them within 1 to 3 days (on average). But I (Daryl) have an exam clash, and we are all preparing for MCM which is in 2 days time.

There will be a big MCM cast out by about Wednesday next week, so keep out an eye for that then. It will have a shortened version of a regular cast which we will record on the outward journey (without cheese), then a huge MCM section, then a post MCM section where we will be heckling cheese whilst he is driving, and yes there will be the famous new Dick Per Minute rating.

And that’s about it for now, if you see us at MCM come and see one of us and we could get you on the cast.

byeeeeee

One of the games I will personally be looking to play and review for you all will be blur. I have played the beta where I talked about it in THIS POST.

And here is another sneak peak trailer:

As anyone who has listened to the last podcast or 2 will know, Turtlestomp is no longer standalone! (Read: in denial). From here on in, we are the official podcast of MOREtotheGAME. This change will mean absolutely nothing for the podcast, seeing as all 4 of us are admins and writers for MTTG, but hey, bigger is always better!

MOREtotheGAME will focus on more serious games reviews and news, while this will continue to be our outlet for dick-jokes and general silliness. You may see more crossposts and links to and from each site, but all it will do is give you more content to enjoy. That’s always a good thing, right?

So what are you waiting for? Go check out MOREtotheGAME!

(PS: Please click the shiny More button for more crazy important news)

On a slightly more serious note, as most of you will have noticed, we have never had a particularly great time as far as uptime goes since. We’re currently trying to find out what’s going o, and some help from you lovely listeners would be muchly appreciated. If you get an error trying to access this site, please send the following to admin@turtlestomp.com:

• Date
• Time you tried to access the site
• Time the site came back up for you
• The exact error message you received

Hopefully, we’ll get this resolved soon, but until then, please bear with us.

• New Dick Per Minute (DPM) rating
• MasterCheese gets replaced by Microsoft Anna
• Discussion of EA sports’ corporate penis
• Brett talks again
• Cheesebot needs more RAM
  

Music

• Emerald Hill Zone- Vernian Process
• Death Egg – Sonic 3

Links in this episode

• MOREtotheGAME
• RGOTW – Battlefield Bad Company 2
• Daryl’s Planned PC specs

Homework

• Email us your rig’s specs?

Images

Tom’s old rig

Cheese’s Maths

Gmod hanging

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Official DPM (Dicks per Minute) rating : 1.902

Hopefully audio quality should be upped this episode, with people adjusting and a difference in recording method! Do tell us if it sounds any better!

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• Tom dies
• Tom undies
  
• MasterCheese touches himself
• Need For Speed: World
• Some other stuff I forget
  

Music [Theme: Tom's choice gaming tracks]

• Positive Force – SoulEye (From the album PPPPPP, the soundtrack to VVVVVV)
• Cave Story (Plantation) – Studio Pixel (From the soundtrack to the PC version of Cave Story)
• Chemical Plant Zone – Retro Remix Revue (From vol. 1, based off of the Sonic 2 zone)
• Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)

Links in this episode

• Sushi Cat Review
• Just Cause Demo Opinions

Homework

• Have you ever played a game with an incorrect peripheral?
• What’s your opinion on Rhythm-Action games in general?

A boring long-winded explanation from Daryl

That’s what was the plan for podcast number 3 when we had recorded it. However when editing I personally thought I had broken the recordings when cheese’s voice randomly dropped pitch for no reason. 1 month week then passed and here we are again. This time with the original 4 hosts only, and the recordings broke in the same way. This time I kept the sound recordings, and after all of that guess who’s fault it was:

NOT MINE

So because we desperately want to get a podcast up. We have decided to make cheese look like a massive dick who’s voice gets incredibly low and unable to make any sense from. We’ll get him to look at it in time for next cast So let’s do this:

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• Discussion of podcasting fail, and livecast fail
  
• Opinions on PCs vs Consoles
  
• Steam for MAC and Free portal
  
• Dr Who PC game
  
• Humble Indie bundle
• Dicks per minute rating to be implemented
  

Music

• Cave Story – Vernian Process
• Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)

Links in this episode

• Humble indie bundle
• Doctor Who adventure game
• SoftcoreGamer

Homework

• Email us if you are still listening and/or are still alive?

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This little post is just to let you guys know we still exist, are recording things and working on other things, and to give you fair warning that a podcast is coming. I know it’ll be a shock.

Also I thought I’d direct you to the TurtleStomp steam group, because we’d love to game with you.

[Oh, and if you haven't gotten your free portal with Steam yet, do so!]