TurtleStomp
Ahh… BIDOOF! >:
*Missing podcast*
May 25th
Ok, some of you may know some of you may not. We should have mentioned this last cast, but to be honest we all forgot (Personally I blame MasterCheese(For no reason)).
There is no cast being recorded today.
We usually record our casts Wednesday afternoons then release them within 1 to 3 days (on average). But I (Daryl) have an exam clash, and we are all preparing for MCM which is in 2 days time.
There will be a big MCM cast out by about Wednesday next week, so keep out an eye for that then. It will have a shortened version of a regular cast which we will record on the outward journey (without cheese), then a huge MCM section, then a post MCM section where we will be heckling cheese whilst he is driving, and yes there will be the famous new Dick Per Minute rating.
And that’s about it for now, if you see us at MCM come and see one of us and we could get you on the cast.
byeeeeee
One of the games I will personally be looking to play and review for you all will be blur. I have played the beta where I talked about it in THIS POST.
And here is another sneak peak trailer:
I’ll Merge You, You Merging Merger
May 20th
Good news everybody!
As anyone who has listened to the last podcast or 2 will know, Turtlestomp is no longer standalone! (Read: in denial). From here on in, we are the official podcast of MOREtotheGAME. This change will mean absolutely nothing for the podcast, seeing as all 4 of us are admins and writers for MTTG, but hey, bigger is always better!
MOREtotheGAME will focus on more serious games reviews and news, while this will continue to be our outlet for dick-jokes and general silliness. You may see more crossposts and links to and from each site, but all it will do is give you more content to enjoy. That’s always a good thing, right?
So what are you waiting for? Go check out MOREtotheGAME!
(PS: Please click the shiny More button for more crazy important news)
TurtleStomp #4: This one will not have a ‘G’ in the title, honest
May 20th
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- New Dick Per Minute (DPM) rating
- MasterCheese gets replaced by Microsoft Anna
- Discussion of EA sports’ corporate penis
- Brett talks again
- Cheesebot needs more RAM
Music
Links in this episode
- MOREtotheGAME
- RGOTW – Battlefield Bad Company 2
- Daryl’s Planned PC specs
Homework
- Email us your rig’s specs?
Images
Either
Download: *click*
Or
Listen right here:
Official DPM (Dicks per Minute) rating : 1.902
TurtleStomp #3: Gee, still talking to ourselves?
May 15th
In this amusingly painful for Daryl to edit episode of TurtleStomp, for various reasons we have 6 hosts. Yes, 6. Super-special-celebrity guests our friends Toby and Sam guest host to cover for Tom, who… well, you’ll see. Or hear. You know what I mean.
Hopefully audio quality should be upped this episode, with people adjusting and a difference in recording method! Do tell us if it sounds any better!
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- Tom dies
- Tom undies
- MasterCheese touches himself
- Need For Speed: World
- Some other stuff I forget
Music [Theme: Tom's choice gaming tracks]
- Positive Force – SoulEye (From the album PPPPPP, the soundtrack to VVVVVV)
- Cave Story (Plantation) – Studio Pixel (From the soundtrack to the PC version of Cave Story)
- Chemical Plant Zone – Retro Remix Revue (From vol. 1, based off of the Sonic 2 zone)
- Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)
Links in this episode
- Sushi Cat Review
- Just Cause Demo Opinions
Homework
- Have you ever played a game with an incorrect peripheral?
- What’s your opinion on Rhythm-Action games in general?
A boring long-winded explanation from Daryl
That’s what was the plan for podcast number 3 when we had recorded it. However when editing I personally thought I had broken the recordings when cheese’s voice randomly dropped pitch for no reason. 1 month week then passed and here we are again. This time with the original 4 hosts only, and the recordings broke in the same way. This time I kept the sound recordings, and after all of that guess who’s fault it was:
NOT MINE
So because we desperately want to get a podcast up. We have decided to make cheese look like a massive dick who’s voice gets incredibly low and unable to make any sense from. We’ll get him to look at it in time for next cast So let’s do this:
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- Discussion of podcasting fail, and livecast fail
- Opinions on PCs vs Consoles
- Steam for MAC and Free portal
- Dr Who PC game
- Humble Indie bundle
- Dicks per minute rating to be implemented
Music
- Cave Story – Vernian Process
- Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)
Links in this episode
Homework
- Email us if you are still listening and/or are still alive?
Either
Download: *click*
Or
Listen right here:
We’re aliiive
May 13th
Again we’ve not put anything out for a while, because we’re terribly unreliable bastards, but a new cast has been recorded and should be being edited by Daryl as I write this.
This little post is just to let you guys know we still exist, are recording things and working on other things, and to give you fair warning that a podcast is coming. I know it’ll be a shock.
Also I thought I’d direct you to the TurtleStomp steam group, because we’d love to game with you.
[Oh, and if you haven't gotten your free portal with Steam yet, do so!]
