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TurtleStomp #1- MailbaG, with a capital G

Mar 11th

Posted by TurtleStomp in Podcasts

5 comments

What’s this? Is it the first official episode of TurtleStomp? I think it may well be.

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

  • We keep to a minimum of fail
  • Cocks
  • We love VVVVVV
  • Daryl talks about the Blur beta
  • MasterCheese is scarred for life
  • Mailbag.

Links in this episode:

  • Sushi Cat!
  • VVVVVV (Site)
  • VVVVVV (Demo)
  • VVVVVV (Super Gravitron video)
  • VVVVVV (Veni Vidi Vici!)
  • VVVVVV (Tom’s review)
  • Just Cause 2 (“Rocket speedboat fucking awesome”)
  • Recalibrated (David Turners and Matthew Walkden’s gaming webcomic)
  • Spectrograph (Send your face through audio, just for Rob)
  • Penis Stationary (Yeah, just listen to the cast…)
  • Beowulf the game (Random game of the week)
  • Life’s so Hard – Marc with a c (Ending track)
  • AppliedIRC (Because we love them <3)
  • Make us a Mailbag jingle. You know you want to.

Either

Download: *click*

Or

Listen right here:

 
Borderlands, Cock, G, MailBag, questions, Sequals, TurtleStomp
Cheese never refuses the "mayo".

Hackercheese

Mar 10th

Posted by Tom in Updates/News

1 comment

Cheese never refuses the "mayo".

One logo, hold the mayo. (Click to fullsize)

So titled because Cheese looks like the generic hacker from the CISCO CCNA networking course. So guys, how do you like the logo?

It’ll go up sometime, somehow.

(Reference photos by Tom, Tom, Tom and Stone <3)

UPDATE BY DARYL

Here is the original hacker image used in the CCNA course:

Iknowrite?

isn't it pretty?, logo, tomdonegoneanddrewsomthin
This image represents my gaming habits good and bad points

Sharing your gaming habits

Mar 6th

Posted by Tom in Tom talks too much

2 comments

This image represents my gaming habits good and bad points

This image represents my gaming habits good and bad points

This is the first of my written rants to appear here, and they’ll probably end up here before their original home over at MOREtotheGAME because they feel more… bloggy, besides I’m a whore for attention and two sites are better than one!

This time, it’s gaming habits. Recently, myself and various other MOREtotheGAMErs signed up to Raptr, a Last.fm-style website for games that’s been running since late 2008 (Never let it be said this feature isn’t cutting edge). Raptr takes your account names for various gaming services and compiles your games, playtimes, achievements and the like into your account, publishing new additions to your friends’ newsfeeds.

This happens in automatic realtime for most PC games and all 360/PS3 games. Other platforms can be added manually, but are less accurate and often forgotten by me at least. But it pretty much works as well as it can do, with older platforms having no way to automatically report playtime anyway! Steam achievements, 360 achievements and PSN trophies are all synced automatically too, so if you’re the achievement whoring type it’s quite handy for bragging rights.

Immediately I began to notice just how much time I spent gaming. The week before I signed up, I had to estimate how much time I spent gaming a week on a beta registration form. After a lot of umming and ahhing I think I ended up making a joke about my memory, and guessing around 15 hours a week. A week after installing raptr I’d played about 27 hours of games, and that wasn’t including the few times I broke the client, so probably around 33 hours in total, scary.

Raptr Forum Signature

Another thing about this realtime sharing of what I was playing, is that I began to get people shout at me over my habits. Some people irritated I was playing instead of talking to them (Yes, I’ve chosen shooting zombies over a one-sided conversation with you about how you’re pissed off at someone I don’t know, deal with it?), had some fellow photography students yell at me for gaming when I had coursework to write and even had my grandmother comment on facebook after Raptr had sent an automatic message to my wall. Yeah, gaming isn’t seen as a legitimate hobby by many, and they’re usually the type to enjoy voicing their opinion.

Of course, this is less a criticism of Raptr, it’s more a lesson in how I set up my permissions on Facebook, but y’know.

The final and possibly worst reason sharing my gaming habits is terrifying, is that my gaming friends can see them, and criticise what I’m playing. Yes I play far too much Bejewelled Blitz,  but please don’t call me a ‘casual gamer’ as if your hours of COD make you a better gamer than me. I like flash games, they’re an interest of mine… maybe 40 hours of Mass Effect don’t appeal to me? Hmm?

So yes, Raptr. Not without it’s drawbacks, but overall an interesting service. One I shall remain using, especially when I get my gaming PC back.

BejeweledBlitz, Raptr, SocialNetworking, TomTalksTooMuch
Tom's sorry face ;_;

TurtleStomp #0.5:The episode which never was

Mar 5th

Posted by Daryl in Updates/News

2 comments

Well this is a bit… fail…

Today we were meant to be recording our first ever official episode, with y’know content and the like. However, it would seem the powerful combined forces of internet and fail decided to KO any attempts to bring this back on the [Daryl]roll. So here’s what’s been scavenged from the recordings, what went on? This went on:

  • Tom was 13 minutes late trying to get his landlord to fix his internet
  • Tom disconnected after 10 minutes
  • Tom got the landlord to reset and fix the router
  • Tom disconnected again
  • Landlord had left, leaving Tom without internet
  • Tom actually PAID for BTFon, which turned out to be a pile of shit
  • When Tom left, Daryl and MasterCheese attempted to go on, but TOM IS TOO AWESOME TO CONTINUE WITHOUT  [Yeah, re-writing this post is fun -Tom]

Apologies to all listeners who wrote in, we still have your questions, and we’ll try and answer them next week if we didn’t!

Tom's sorry face ;_;

Tom has been whipped mercilessly by the other hosts (and received an IRC ban for a while ;_; Fuck you guise), and he promises to get somewhere with a decent connection to record next time.

So here’s what we have, the podcast that couldn’t.

Either:

Download: *click*

Or:

Listen here:

 
BTShouldDrownInAFire, ContinuedFail, Fail, FAILAGAIN, FailFailFail, MoreFail, TomFails, TomIsFail

Make us a Mailbag Jingle

Mar 4th

Posted by Daryl in Listener Participation

10 comments

As it is you who sends us the mail, we figured we’d give you the chance to make our intro jingle too!

We are aiming to have a new jingle each week to get as many of them featured on our podcast as possible.

Below you will find a list of (most likely ever-growing) samples of the podcast crew that you might consider using. Just make sure that your jingle features some kind of backing track (that is legal for us to use) and that it somehow indicates that it is the mailbag, then the rest is up to your imagination. Here is a very poor first attempt made by Daryl.

Feel free to email your finished jingles to jingles[at]turtlestomp.com or link them in a comment (if you have your own hosting).

You will most likely need to right click the link and “Save link location as” or your browser equivilent.

MasterCheese Samples:

“I already hate you”

“Opening the oh-my-osh-what the fuck”

“Holy shit that’s horrifying”

“They’ve replaced a microphone with a penis and a slice of bread”

“It was sent by an Adam Reeves. So Adam Reeves whoever the fuck you are; I officially hate you and wish the most painful horrifying death upon you”

“We could move on to the fucking mailbag”

“The horrible, horrible mail I have probably recieved over the week”

“I should have control”

“I’m a masive whore”

Tom Samples:

“Remember, I fucking love hate”

Daryl Samples:

“Mailbag”

“Yeah, let’s move on to the mailbag”

“MasterCheese@turtlestomp.com and password mc likes the cock”

Help us, MailBag, TurtleStomp
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