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TurtleStomp S2E3: Super-Special Guest-Host Bonanza!
Nov 2nd
Well, this post is a little bit late ’cause of MCM and the cast was delayed due to Tom’s fail internets, but hey, here it is!
Oh, by the way, it’s Tom. Tom does these posts now, because posts are cool.
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- GUEST HOSTS
- GUEST HOSTS
- GUEST HOSTS
- …did I mention, GUEST HOSTS!
Music
- Ben Forbes – Fuck off
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Find us on iTunes
Mar 18th

- Image by yuhui via Flickr
For whatever reason, someone at the iTunes podcast directory has deemed us allowable, which means you can now subscribe to TurtleStomp via iTunes here, aren’t you lucky people?
And we’d never urge you to give us nice reviews and ratings there to help us get noticed, because urging you to do so would be wr- who am I kidding, review us please? :3 We may well have to read them out on the cast, so whoever can get the most hilarious review up on there wins some sort of love. Yes, that sort of love. From MasterCheese.
If that isn’t enough reason, well, what is?
TurtleStomp #1- MailbaG, with a capital G
Mar 11th
What’s this? Is it the first official episode of TurtleStomp? I think it may well be.
In this episode of Turtlestomp:
- We keep to a minimum of fail
- Cocks
- We love VVVVVV
- Daryl talks about the Blur beta
- MasterCheese is scarred for life
- Mailbag.
Links in this episode:
- Sushi Cat!
- VVVVVV (Site)
- VVVVVV (Demo)
- VVVVVV (Super Gravitron video)
- VVVVVV (Veni Vidi Vici!)
- VVVVVV (Tom’s review)
- Just Cause 2 (“Rocket speedboat fucking awesome”)
- Recalibrated (David Turners and Matthew Walkden’s gaming webcomic)
- Spectrograph (Send your face through audio, just for Rob)
- Penis Stationary (Yeah, just listen to the cast…)
- Beowulf the game (Random game of the week)
- Life’s so Hard – Marc with a c (Ending track)
- AppliedIRC (Because we love them <3)
- Make us a Mailbag jingle. You know you want to.
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Make us a Mailbag Jingle
Mar 4th
As it is you who sends us the mail, we figured we’d give you the chance to make our intro jingle too!
We are aiming to have a new jingle each week to get as many of them featured on our podcast as possible.
Below you will find a list of (most likely ever-growing) samples of the podcast crew that you might consider using. Just make sure that your jingle features some kind of backing track (that is legal for us to use) and that it somehow indicates that it is the mailbag, then the rest is up to your imagination. Here is a very poor first attempt made by Daryl.
Feel free to email your finished jingles to jingles[at]turtlestomp.com or link them in a comment (if you have your own hosting).
You will most likely need to right click the link and “Save link location as” or your browser equivilent.
MasterCheese Samples:
“Opening the oh-my-osh-what the fuck”
“They’ve replaced a microphone with a penis and a slice of bread”
“We could move on to the fucking mailbag”
“The horrible, horrible mail I have probably recieved over the week”
Tom Samples:
“Remember, I fucking love hate”
Daryl Samples:
“Yeah, let’s move on to the mailbag”
“MasterCheese@turtlestomp.com and password mc likes the cock”
TurtleStomp #0 – Anticast+G
Feb 27th
Fist podcastination \o/
Apologies for occasional dips in Tom’s mic quality, he’s been shouted at and he promises to have it fixed by next week.
We’ve numbered this cast #0 because this is our beta. Testing, testing, one two, one two. Internet, can you hear us?
So yes, if it sounds like it’s just a bunch of chaos loosely strung together… that’s because it was. Tom hadn’t slept, so was rantier than usual (He’ll calm down next episode, honest) and hopefully we’ll all be sorted out with what we’re actually doing.
In this episode of TurtleStomp:
- What is a TurtleStomp? and who?
- Tom pisses off Australia [No, Australia pisses off me - Tom]
- MasterCheese takes on an interesting challenge
- We discover what makes good DLC
Links in this episode:
- MLB 09, AI Fail
- Nitro Btke
- Ben Forbes – Killing Floor [End Song]
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